Archaeology Jokes

[Kirst]

As an archaeologist you must have a good sense of humour! So i'd like to see who has the Best and Worse Archaeological jokes!

Heres some to kick it off:

what do you call a pre hominid with straight hair?
Habalis Babalis

Whats a homo hiedlebergenis's fravourite sport?
snail racing!

you get the jist! join in!

[Ross]

i don't know whether to laugh or cry

mademoiselle, i think you may just be a danger to society.

:P

[Kirst]

i know! its terrible but at least you understand them, most people dont! lol then i have to explain them and thats much worse! lol

[Alan Kirkland]

I choose to laugh, beats crying. I thought they were funny!

If you're a danger to society, then le bonton roulet!

[Alan Kirkland]

On a project in a remote part of the Sudan, a French, a German, and an Irish archaeologist were sitting in a dusty little local watering hole. All three were at the bar, and ordered a whiskey. The Frenchman took one look at his drink, saw a fly swimming in it, and exclaimed:

"Mon Dieu!" He pushed the glass back towards the bartender, "I cannot drink this! Give me another."

The German looked at his drink, saw a fly swimming in his whiskey, and growled:

"Mein Gott!" He grasped the fly between finger and thumb, and flicked it aside. "Prost!" , and drank off his liquor.

Without a word, the Irishman took hold of the small winged culprit, and violently shook him over the glass, shouting, "Spit it out, damn you, spit it out!"

[Alexey]

- How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
- You show him a used tampon and ask him from what period it is.

[Emma Wohlfart]

Why did the archaeologist cry?
Because he lost his mummy.